You know you are addicted to the internet when...
You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just
pulled the plug on a loved one.
Your start introducing yourself as 'John at I-I-Net dot com.'
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what
she looks like.
All of your friends have an @ in their name.
You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You laugh at people with 2400 modems.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You refer to going to the bathroom as [downloading].
You tell the cab driver you live at: http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
Your spouse makes a new rule: 'The computer cannot come to bed.'
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of
your computer with a commode.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-).
You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.
Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy
another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can